Thursday, August 17, 2006

A Letter to Mel

What happened Mel? You ruled the world. You won an Oscar, earned high salaries, was loved by so many women, and were in one of my favorite movies (What Women Want). I know you don't like Jews (Shalom!) and you are one of the most strict Catholics next to the Pope. Good for you for sticking to your beliefs. Also, I give you credit for smiling in this picture and avoiding a "Nick Nolte". But why did you have to make "Apocalypto". Does anyone really want to see ancient Mayans running around? I know you're rich, but don't waste your money making a movie that no one will see. Unlike "Passion," there aren't millions of Mayans out there who'd fork over 8 bucks to see this. Good Luck Mel. From my experience of working for a Kaminsky, you don't want to anger the Jews.

3 comments:

Ravi said...

ok, I added you to the links. Originally, I was going to redesign my blog soon, and then I'd add you, but you got pushy. And as much as Mel should avoid angering the Jews, I need to treat carefully around my Grey Goose supplier as well.

Ravi

kathy said...

this weekend on TNT they played the patriot AND signs. hmmm..

Jason said...

don't mess with us. i dont know if you got the memo, but we run this town.